🌪 “A Perfect Copywriting Storm” ⛈

How to banish imposter syndrome … destroy writer’s block … and potentially double your conversion rates in one short reading!*

*But first, a disclaimer.

It costs $19.

Now … that’s NOT a lot of money.

At least not in my mind.

“So then why bring it up then, DAVEY BOY?”

Because I want to make a deal with you, cowboy.

Ya see, right now I’m working on building my email list.

💌 + 📈 = 🤠

And what’s more important to me than $$$ money $$$ at the moment (since I have a full-time job) is new subscribers.

So, I’m wiling to make you a deal.

Follow my instructions at the bottom of this page, and I’ll send you access to the course for free.

buh-buh-buh-wait!

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What’s even IN the course, David? 🤔

Must I spell EVERYTHING out for you? Fine …

“A Perfect Copywriting Storm” gives you the 5 building blocks every (yes, every!) copywriter needs to become an unstoppable writer:

Here’s what you’ll learn:

How to use my “Horizon Storm” copywriting technique to potentially double the conversion rate of your copy. This is the base of the course and a really solid skill to add to your arsenal.

What I learned about banishing imposter syndrome from a UPS shipping snafu (for a $100 bottle of whiskey!) — and how you can use it to banish your imposter syndrome, too

What “dissociated” copywriting is, and how I used it to write and entire landing page in the notes app on my phone while 1,071 feet up the side of a cliff

Why Spongebob’s “F.U.N.” formula doesn’t work for copywriting — and how to use comment arbitrage instead to build confidence in your copy, without relying on formulas like P.A.S. and A.I.D.A.

What the “God Particle” of copywriting is (it’s nothing religious … promise) and how you can use it to A) make your copy much easier to write and B) align to the market you’re writing for with ease.

Dude, but, like … who ARE you?

Really? Ugh.

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Go here if you need more buttering up. 🧈

But if you want this course … and you’re done playing games … listen very closely 🦻

How to get this course for free:

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Step 1: Sign up for my daily emails below if you haven’t already.

Step 2. THEN, copy the URL on this page (yes, the one you are on now)

Step 3. Share the URL (and a call to action to go check out my mischievous copywriting ways) with one of the following:

✅ A friend or colleague who is a copywriter (probably the easiest)
✅ Your coworkers, if you work for a marketing company or have a copy department
✅ A copywriting group on Facebook or Discord, etc.

Step 4. Send me a screenshot of the message or post with the subject line “I did it” to david@stealthiscopy.com.

Step 5. I will then respond via email to deliver access to the course.

“No David, it’s too much work!”

Okay, just email me and I can send you a link to pay the $19.

Either that, or this link will FOREVER have a secret password that you don’t know … MUAHAHAHA!

Howdy, ! I’m David. 🤠